King Lear : Act 2, Scene 2
Enter KENT [disguised as Caius]
and Steward [OSWALD], severally.
severally : separately, from different directions. They are at Gloucester's house. Oswald is bringing a letter from Goneril to Regan, and Kent is bringing a letter from King Lear to Regan.
OSWALD
1
Good dawning to thee, friend: art of this
1. art of this house? : are you a servant here?
2
house?
KENT
3
Ay.
OSWALD
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Where may we set our horses?
KENT
5
I' the mire.
5. mire: wet, soggy, muddy ground.
OSWALD
6
Prithee, if thou lovest me, tell me.
6. if thou lovest me: a conventional phrase equivalent to today's "my friend" when it's addressed to a stranger.
KENT
7
I love thee not.
OSWALD
8
Why, then, I care not for thee.
KENT
9
If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would
9. If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold: i.e., If I had you in a place where you couldn't run away. >>>
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make thee care for me.
OSWALD
11
Why dost thou use me thus? I know
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thee not.
KENT
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Fellow, I know thee.
OSWALD
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What dost thou know me for?
KENT
15
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base,
15. broken meats: leftovers.
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proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-
16. three-suited: cheaply dressed. hundred-pound: >>>
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pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered,
17. worsted-stocking knave: lowly wearer of ugly socks. >>>
18
action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-
18. action-taking: filing lawsuits. glass-gazing: looking in a mirror.
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serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave;
19. finical: affectedly fastidious.
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one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service,
20. bawd . . . service: i.e., pimping in order to please.
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and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar,
21. composition: combination.
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coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch:
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one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou
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deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
24. thy addition: the titles [of abuse] I have given you.
OSWALD
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Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to
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rail on one that is neither known of thee nor knows
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thee!
KENT
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What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
28. varlet: a rascally menial.
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knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up
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thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
30. Draw: i.e., Draw your sword.
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rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
32
shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
32. I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you: I'll put so many holes in you that you will soak up the moonlight. >>>
33
draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw.
33. cullionly barber-monger: rascally frequenter of barber-shops, fop.
[Drawing his sword.]
OSWALD
34
Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
KENT
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Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against
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the king; and take vanity the puppet's part against
36. vanity the puppet: the doll vanity; i.e., Goneril.
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the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so
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carbonado your shanks: draw, you rascal!
38. carbonado: hack.
39
Come your ways.
39. Come your ways: i.e., Come on, fight!
OSWALD
40
Help, ho! murder! help!
KENT
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Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat
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slave, strike.
[Beating him.]
OSWALD
43
Help, ho! murder! murder!
Enter Bastard [EDMUND.]
EDMUND
44
How now! What's the matter? Part!
44. Part!: Back off! Stop fighting!
KENT [To Edmund.]
45
With you, goodman boy, an you please!
45. With . . . please!: i.e., I'll take you on, punk, if you like!
46
Come, I'll flesh ye; come on, young master.
46. flesh: initiate you into sword fighting.
[Enter] CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER,
and Servants.
GLOUCESTER
47
Weapons! arms! What 's the matter here?
CORNWALL
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Keep peace, upon your lives:
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He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?
REGAN
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The messengers from our sister and the king.
CORNWALL
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What is your difference? speak.
OSWALD
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I am scarce in breath, my lord.
KENT
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No marvel, you have so bestirr'd your valour.
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You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee:
54. nature disclaims in thee: nature denies that she had any hand in creating you.
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a tailor made thee.
CORNWALL
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Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?
KENT
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Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or painter could
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not have made him so ill, though he had been
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but two hours at the trade.
CORNWALL
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Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
OSWALD
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This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared
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at suit of his gray beard
KENT
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Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My
64. zed: the letter z, unnecessary because its sound could usually be represented by s.
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lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this
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unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of
66. unbolted: coarse, like unsifted ["unbolted"] flour.
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a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail?
67. jakes: outhouse.
CORNWALL
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Peace, sirrah!
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You beastly knave, know you no reverence?
KENT
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Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.
CORNWALL
71
Why art thou angry?
KENT
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That such a slave as this should wear a sword,
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Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these,
73. honesty: honorable character.
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Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain
74. holy cords: i.e., bonds of natural affection.
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Which are t' intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion
75. t' intrinse: too intricately knotted. smooth: humor, flatter.
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That in the natures of their lords rebel;
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Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;
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Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks
78. halcyon beaks: i.e., agreeable faces. >>>
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With every gale and vary of their masters,
79. vary: i.e., shift in mood.
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Knowing nought, like dogs, but following.
81
A plague upon your epileptic visage!
81. epileptic: grimacing face; frozen smile.
82
Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?
82. Smile . . . fool?: Do you smile at my words as if I were a fool?
83
Goose, if I had you upon Sarum plain,
83. Sarum plain: Salisbury plain. Stonehenge is on Salisbury plain, and according to some accounts, so was Camelot. I have no idea what the geese have to do with Salisbury Plain or Camelot.
84
I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot.
CORNWALL
85
Why, art thou mad, old fellow?
GLOUCESTER
86
How fell you out? say that.
86. How fell you out?: How did the quarrel start?
KENT
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No contraries hold more antipathy
88
Than I and such a knave.
CORNWALL
89
Why dost thou call him a knave? What is his fault?
KENT
90
His countenance likes me not.
90. likes: pleases.
CORNWALL
91
No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers.
KENT
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Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain:
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I have seen better faces in my time
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Than stands on any shoulder that I see
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Before me at this instant.
CORNWALL
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This is some fellow,
96
Who, having been praised for bluntness, doth affect
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A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb
98
Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he,
97-98. constrains the garb / Quite from his nature: i.e., wears the garb of a truth-teller in an over-the-top manner.
99
An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth!
100
An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain.
100. An . . . plain: i.e., If those who hear him take his truth-telling to heart, good; if they don't, it shows that they can't stand the plain truth.
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These kind of knaves I know, which in this plainness
102
Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends
103
Than twenty silly ducking observants
103. silly ducking observants: obsequious, groveling attendants.
104
That stretch their duties nicely.
104. nicely: with excessive concern for detail.
KENT
105
Sir, in good sooth, in sincere verity,
105-108. In this speech Kent ironically uses elaborately flattering language.
106
Under the allowance of your great aspect,
106. aspect: countenance.
107
Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire
108
On flickering Phoebus' front
108. Phoebus' front: the sun-god's forehead.
CORNWALL
What mean'st by this?
KENT
109
To go out of my dialect, which you discommend
109. dialect: i.e., usual manner of speech.
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so much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that
111
beguiled you in a plain accent was a plain knave;
112
which for my part I will not be, though I should
113
win your displeasure to entreat me to 't.
112-113. though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to 't: i.e., even though it would be tempting to make you angry by being a plain knave.
CORNWALL
114
What was the offence you gave him?
OSWALD
115
I never gave him any:
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It pleas'd the king his master very late
116. very late: recently.
117
To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;
117. upon his misconstruction: because he misunderstood me.
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When he, compact, and flattering his displeasure,
118. compact: leagued [with the King].
119
Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd,
120
And put upon him such a deal of man
120. put . . . man: struck such macho attitudes.
121
That worthied him, got praises of the King
121. worthied him: made him appear worthy [to the King].
122
For him attempting who was self-subdued,
122. For . . . self-subdued: for assaulting one who restrained himself from fighting back.
123
And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit,
123. fleshment of: wild excitement produced by.
124
Drew on me here again.
KENT
None of these rogues and cowards
125
But Ajax is their fool.
124-125. None . . . fool: All such rogues and cowards boast that Ajax is nothing to them. In the Illiad Ajax is portrayed as a fearsome warrior.
CORNWALL
Fetch forth the stocks!
125.
the stocks: a device to imprison an offender in public. >>>
126
You stubborn ancient knave, you reverend braggart,
127
We'll teach you
KENT
127
Sir, I am too old to learn:
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Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king;
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On whose employment I was sent to you:
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You shall do small respect, show too bold malice
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Against the grace and person of my master,
131. grace and person: royal and personal honor.
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Stocking his messenger.
CORNWALL
133
Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
134
There shall he sit till noon.
REGAN
135
Till noon! till night, my lord; and all night too.
KENT
136
Why, madam, if I were your father's dog,
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You should not use me so.
REGAN
Sir, being his knave, I will.
CORNWALL
138
This is a fellow of the self-same colour
138. of the self-same colour: with exactly the same character.
139
Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!
139. sister: i.e., sister-in-law, Goneril. bring away: bring out.
Stocks brought out.
GLOUCESTER
140
Let me beseech your Grace not to do so:
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His fault is much, and the good king his master
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Will check him for't. Your purpos'd low correction
142. check: rebuke.
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Is such as basest and contemned'st wretches
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For pilf'rings and most common trespasses
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Are punish'd with. The King must take it ill,
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That he, so slightly valued in his messenger,
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Should have him thus restrain'd.
CORNWALL
I'll answer that.
147. answer that: answer for that.
REGAN
148
My sister may receive it much more worse,
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To have her gentleman abused, assaulted,
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For following her affairs. Put in his legs.
150. For following her affairs: i.e., for carrying out his duties on her behalf.
[KENT is put in the stocks.]
151
Come, my good lord, away.
Exit [with all but GLOUCESTER and KENT.]
GLOUCESTER
152
I am sorry for thee, friend; 'tis the Duke's pleasure,
153
Whose disposition, all the world well knows,
154
Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd: I'll entreat for thee.
154. Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd: i.e, will not allow the slightest opposition.
KENT
155
Pray, do not, sir: I have watched and travell'd hard;
155. watched: i.e., stayed awake and alert.
156
Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle.
156. sleep out: sleep through.
157
A good man's fortune may grow out at heels:
157. A good man's fortune may grow out at heels: i.e., a good man's good luck may wear out, just like his shoes or socks.
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Give you good morrow!
GLOUCESTER
159
The duke's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken.
Exit.
KENT
160
Good King, that must approve the common saw,
160. approve the common saw: prove the saying to be true. The saying is "To run out of God's blessing to the warm sun," meaning "to go from better to worse."
161
Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st
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To the warm sun!
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Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,
163. beacon to this under globe: i.e., the moon.
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That by thy comfortable beams I may
164. comfortable: aiding.
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Peruse this letter.
[Takes out letter.]
Nothing almost sees miracles
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But misery. I know 'tis from Cordelia,
165-166. Nothing . . . misery: It's almost always true that only those who suffer misery are granted miracles.
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Who hath most fortunately been inform'd
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Of my obscured course; and shall find time
168. obscured course: i.e., my attempts to look after Lear in this disguise. enormous state: monstrous state of affairs.
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From this enormous state, seeking to give
170
Losses their remedies.
[Puts away letter.]
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All weary and o'er-watch'd,
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Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold
171. Take vantage: take advantage [of sleep].
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This shameful lodging.
172. This shameful lodging: i.e., the stocks.
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Fortune, good night: smile once more; turn thy wheel!
173. turn thy wheel: i.e., give me some good luck. >>>
[Sleeps.]