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The Taming of the Shrew: Act 3, Scene 2

           [disguised as Lucentio], KATHARINA,
           BIANCA, [LUCENTIO disguised as
           Cambio,] and others, attendants.

      BAPTISTA [To Tranio.]
  1   Signior Lucentio, this is the 'pointed day.
  2   That Katharina and Petruchio should be married,
  3   And yet we hear not of our son-in-law.
  4   What will be said? what mockery will it be,
  5   To want the bridegroom when the priest attends
  6   To speak the ceremonial rites of marriage!
  7   What says Lucentio to this shame of ours?

  8   No shame but mine: I must, forsooth, be forced
  9   To give my hand opposed against my heart
10. rudesby: rude, boisterous fellow. spleen: ill-humored impulsiveness.
 10   Unto a mad-brain rudesby full of spleen;
 11   Who woo'd in haste and means to wed at leisure.
 12   I told you, I, he was a frantic fool,
13. blunt: insensitive, obtuse. —Katharina's point is that all of the insensitive things that Petruchio says and does are really deliberately cruel.  14. be noted for: gain a reputation as.  15. 'point: appoint.
 13   Hiding his bitter jests in blunt behavior:
 14   And, to be noted for a merry man,
 15   He'll woo a thousand, 'point the day of marriage,
 16   Make feasts, invite friends, and proclaim the banns;
 17   Yet never means to wed where he hath woo'd.
 18   Now must the world point at poor Katharina,
 19   And say, "Lo, there is mad Petruchio's wife,
 20   If it would please him come and marry her!"

 21   Patience, good Katharina, and Baptista too.
22-23. Petruchio . . . word: Petruchio always means well, no matter what bad luck has prevented him from keeping his word.
 22   Upon my life, Petruchio means but well,
 23   Whatever fortune stays him from his word:
 24   Though he be blunt, I know him passing wise;
25. withal: i.e., despite all that.  honest: honorable.
 25   Though he be merry, yet withal he's honest.

 26   Would Katharina had never seen him though!

           Exit weeping [followed by BIANCA
           and others].

 27   Go, girl; I cannot blame thee now to weep;
 28   For such an injury would vex a very saint,
 29   Much more a shrew of thy impatient humor.

           Enter BIONDELLO.

 30   Master, master! news, old news, and such
 31   news as you never heard of!

 32   Is it new and old too? how may that be?

 33   Why, is it not news, to hear of Petruchio's
 34   coming?

 35   Is he come?

 36   Why, no, sir.

 37   What then?

 38   He is coming.

 39   When will he be here?

 40   When he stands where I am and sees you
 41   there.

 42   But say, what to thine old news?

 43   Why, Petruchio is coming in a new hat and
44. jerkin: sleeveless leather jacket.  breeches . . . turned: breeches turned from front to back for longer wear (??). 45. boots . . . candle-cases: i.e., discarded boots, used only as receptacles for candle ends.
 44   an old jerkin, a pair of old breeches thrice turned,
 45   a pair of boots that have been candle-cases, one
 46   buckled, another laced, an old rusty sword ta'en
 47   out of the town armory, with a broken hilt, and
48. chapeless: without a chape, the metal tip of the sheath. points: tagged laces for attaching hose to doublet. hipp'd: lame in the hip. ...more 50. glanders: swellings underneath the horse's jaw. 51. mose in the chine: as a result of glanders, produce black snot. lampass: a swelling of the fleshy lining of the roof of the mouth behind the front teeth. 52. fashions: farcy (a form of glanders)  windgalls: soft tumors on either side of a horse's leg just above the fetlock.  sped: far gone. 53. spavins: bony tumors in the splint bone.  ray'd with yellows: disfigured by jaundice. 54. fives: swellings of the ear. staggers: a disease with produces a staggering gait. 55. bots: parasitic intestinal worms. sway'd: i.e., sway-backed. 56. shoulder-shotten: with a dislocated shoulder.  near-legg'd before: with knock-kneed forelegs. 57. half-cheek'd bit: a gentle, light bit.  head-stall: part of the bridle that goes over the horse's head.  sheep's leather: —Sheep's leather is soft and weak. 58. restrain'd: drawn back tight. 59. burst: broken. 60. girth: the strap placed round the horse's body to keep the saddle on.  piec'd: pieced together. crupper: strap fastened to the saddle and passing under the horse's tail. 61. velure: velvet.
 48   chapeless; with two broken points: his horse hipp'd
 49   with an old mothy saddle and stirrups of no kindred;
 50   besides, possess'd with the glanders and
 51   like to mose in the chine; troubled with the lampass,
 52   infected with the fashions, full of windgalls, sped
 53   with spavins, ray'd with yellows, past cure
 54   of the fives, stark spoiled with the staggers,
 55   begnawn with the bots, sway'd in the back and
 56   shoulder-shotten; near-legg'd before and with
 57   a half-cheek'd bit and a head-stall of sheep's leather
 58   which, being restrain'd to keep him from stumbling,
 59   hath been often burst and now repaired with knots;
 60   one girth six time piec'd and a woman's crupper of
 61   velure, which hath two letters for her name fairly
 62   set down in studs, and here and there pieced with
 63   packthread.

 64   Who comes with him?

 65   O, sir, his lackey, for all the world caparisoned
66. stock: stocking.
 66   like the horse; with a linen stock on one leg and a
67. kersey boot-hose: coarse woollen stocking for wearing under boots. 68-69. list: strip of cloth. humor of forty fancies': i.e., some ornament of highly whimsical design and fantastic appearance.
 67   kersey boot-hose on the other, gartered with a red
 68   and blue list; an old hat and 'the humor of forty
 69   fancies' prick'd in't for a feather: a monster, a
 70   very monster in apparel, and not like a Christian
 71   footboy or a gentleman's lackey.

72. humor: whim, caprice. pricks: spurs, incites.

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 72   'Tis some odd humor pricks him to this fashion;
 73   Yet oftentimes he goes but mean-apparell'd.

 74   I am glad he's come, howsoe'er he comes.

 75   Why, sir, he comes not.

 76   Didst thou not say he comes?

 77   Who? that Petruchio came?

 78   Ay, that Petruchio came.

 79   No, sir, I say his horse comes, with him
 80   on his back.

81. all one: the same thing.
 81   Why, that's all one.

 82        Nay, by Saint Jamy,
83. hold: wager.
 83        I hold you a penny,
 84        A horse and a man
 85        Is more than one,
 86        And yet not many.

           Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO.

87. gallants: gentlemen.
 87   Come, where be these gallants? who's at home?

 88   You are welcome, sir.

 88                                     And yet I come not well.

89. halt: limp, move slowly.
 89   And yet you halt not.

 89                                     Not so well apparell'd
 90   As I wish you were.

91. Were . . . thus: i.e., even if my clothes were better, I would still rush in thus to see my bride.
 91   Were it better, I should rush in thus.
 92   But where is Kate? where is my lovely bride?
93. How does my father? —Petruchio is talking to his future father-in-law, Baptista.  Gentles: Gentlemen.
 93   How does my father? Gentles, methinks you frown:
 94   And wherefore gaze this goodly company,
 95   As if they saw some wondrous monument,
 96   Some comet or unusual prodigy?

 97   Why, sir, you know this is your wedding-day:
 98   First were we sad, fearing you would not come;
99. unprovided: poorly equipped.
 99   Now sadder, that you come so unprovided.
100. habit: costume. estate: station in life.
100   Fie, doff this habit, shame to your estate,
101. solemn: dignified.
101   An eye-sore to our solemn festival!

102. occasion of import: important occurance.
102   And tells us, what occasion of import
103   Hath all so long detain'd you from your wife,
104   And sent you hither so unlike yourself?

105. harsh: rough.
105   Tedious it were to tell, and harsh to hear:
106   Sufficeth I am come to keep my word,
107. in some part enforced to digress: to a certain extent forced to deviate [from my promised arrival time].
107   Though in some part enforced to digress;
108   Which, at more leisure, I will so excuse
109   As you shall well be satisfied withal.
110   But where is Kate? I stay too long from her:
111   The morning wears, 'tis time we were at church.

112. unreverent robes: disrespectful clothes.
112   See not your bride in these unreverent robes:
113   Go to my chamber; Put on clothes of mine.

114   Not I, believe me: thus I'll visit her.

115   But thus, I trust, you will not marry her.

116. Good sooth: indeed. ha': have.
116   Good sooth, even thus; therefore ha' done with words:
117   To me she's married, not unto my clothes:
118. repair what she will wear in me: i.e., get back the years of life that having sex with her will cost me (??).
118   Could I repair what she will wear in me,
119   As I can change these poor accoutrements,
120   'Twere well for Kate and better for myself.
121   But what a fool am I to chat with you,
122   When I should bid good morrow to my bride,
123. lovely: loving.
123   And seal the title with a lovely kiss!

           Exit [with Grumio].

124   He hath some meaning in his mad attire:
125   We will persuade him, be it possible,
126   To put on better ere he go to church.

127. event: outcome.
127   I'll after him, and see the event of this.

           Exit [with Gremio].

128-129. But . . . liking: i.e., your love for Bianca requires that in addition to getting her love, we add her father's approval (of the bargain that Tranio, pretending to be Lucentio, made about Bianca's dowry).
128   But, sir, love concerneth us to add
129   Her father's liking, which to bring to pass,
130   As I before imparted to your worship,
131   I am to get a man,—what e'er he be,
132. skills: matters.
132   It skills not much. we'll fit him to our turn,—
133   And he shall be Vincentio of Pisa;
134   And make assurance here in Padua
135   Of greater sums than I have promised.
136   So shall you quietly enjoy your hope,
137. with consent: with Bianca's father's approval.
137   And marry sweet Bianca with consent.

137. my fellow schoolmaster: i.e., Hortensio in his disguise as Litio, the music teacher.  139. narrowly: closely.
138   Were it not that my fellow schoolmaster
139   Doth watch Bianca's steps so narrowly,
140. steal our marriage: elope.
140   'Twere good, methinks, to steal our marriage;
141   Which once perform'd, let all the world say no,
142   I'll keep mine own, despite of all the world.

143. That by degrees we mean to look into: i.e., In order enable you to elope, I'm going to carefully consider every possible step we should take.  watch our vantage in this business: i.e., be on the lookout for our best opportunity to pull off an elopement.  147. quaint: clever.
143   That by degrees we mean to look into,
144   And watch our vantage in this business:
145   We'll over-reach the greybeard, Gremio,
146   The narrow-prying father, Minola,
147   The quaint musician, amorous Litio;
148   All for my master's sake, Lucentio.

           Enter GREMIO.

149   Signior Gremio, came you from the church?

150   As willingly as e'er I came from school.

151   And is the bride and bridegroom coming home?

152   A bridegroom say you? 'tis a groom indeed,
152. grumbling groom: sulky servingman.
153   A grumbling groom, and that the girl shall find.

154   Curster than she? why, 'tis impossible.

155   Why he's a devil, a devil, a very fiend.

156. dam: mother.
156   Why, she's a devil, a devil, the devil's dam.

157. fool: i.e., poor weak creature. to: compared with.
157   Tut, she's a lamb, a dove, a fool to him!
158   I'll tell you, Sir Lucentio: when the priest
159   Should ask, if Katharina should be his wife,
160. gogs-wouns: God's (Christ's) wounds.
160   "Ay, by gogs-wouns," quoth he; and swore so loud,
161. amaz'd: bewildered.
161   That, all-amaz'd, the priest let fall the book;
162   And, as he stoop'd again to take it up,
163. took him such a cuff: gave him such a whack.
163   The mad-brain'd bridegroom took him such a cuff
164   That down fell priest and book and book and priest:
165. list: choose.
165   "Now take them up," quoth he, "if any list."

166   What said the wench when he rose again?

167. for why: because.
167   Trembled and shook; for why, he stamp'd and swore,
168. cozen: cheat.
168   As if the vicar meant to cozen him.
169   But after many ceremonies done,
170   He calls for wine: "A health!" quoth he, as if
171. aboard: aboard ship.
171   He had been aboard, carousing to his mates
172. muscadel: muscatel, a sweet wine.
172   After a storm; quaff'd off the muscadel
173. sops: dregs.
173   And threw the sops all in the sexton's face;
174   Having no other reason
175. hungerly: sparsely.
176. seem'd to ask him sops: seemed to beg for sops (bits of bread soaked in wine).

181. rout: noisy crowd.
175   But that his beard grew thin and hungerly
176   And seem'd to ask him sops as he was drinking.
177   This done, he took the bride about the neck
178   And kiss'd her lips with such a clamorous smack
179   That at the parting all the church did echo:
180   And I seeing this came thence for very shame;
181   And after me, I know, the rout is coming.
182   Such a mad marriage never was before:
183   Hark, hark! I hear the minstrels play.

           Music plays.

           Enter PETRUCHIO, KATE, BIANCA,
           and TRAIN].

184   Gentlemen and friends, I thank you for your pains:
185   I know you think to dine with me today,
186   And have prepared great store of wedding cheer;
187   But so it is, my haste doth call me hence,
188   And therefore here I mean to take my leave.

189   Is't possible you will away tonight?

190   I must away today, before night come:
191. Make it no wonder: don't wonder at it.
191   Make it no wonder; if you knew my business,
192   You would entreat me rather go than stay.
193. honest: worthy, kind.
193   And, honest company, I thank you all,
194   That have beheld me give away myself
195   To this most patient, sweet and virtuous wife:
196   Dine with my father, drink a health to me;
197   For I must hence; and farewell to you all.

198   Let us entreat you stay till after dinner.

199   It may not be.

199                       Let me entreat you.

200   It cannot be.

200                       Let me entreat you.

201   I am content.

201                       Are you content to stay?

202   I am content you shall entreat me stay;
203   But yet not stay, entreat me how you can.

204   Now, if you love me, stay.

204                                     Grumio, my horse.

205-206. the oats have eaten the horses: —If Grumio were to say this straight, he would say, "Ay, sir, the horses are ready because they have been fed and are full of oats."
205   Ay, sir, they be ready; the oats have eaten
206   the horses.

207   Nay, then,
208   Do what thou canst, I will not go today;
209   No, nor tomorrow, not till I please myself.
210   The door is open, sir; there lies your way;
211. be jogging whiles your boots are green: i.e., get an early start.  green: fresh, new.
211   You may be jogging whiles your boots are green;
212   For me, I'll not be gone till I please myself:
213. like: likely. jolly: overbearing.
213   'Tis like you'll prove a jolly surly groom,
214. take it on you: i.e., throw your weight around. roundly: outspokenly, unceremoniously.
214   That take it on you at the first so roundly.

215   O Kate, content thee; prithee, be not angry.

216   I will be angry: what hast thou to do?
217   Father, be quiet; he shall stay my leisure.

218. now it begins to work: i.e., now we see how it's going to work out between them.
218   Ay, marry, sir, now it begins to work.

219   Gentlemen, forward to the bridal dinner:
220   I see a woman may be made a fool,
221   If she had not a spirit to resist.

222   They shall go forward, Kate, at thy command.
223   Obey the bride, you that attend on her;
224. domineer: feast riotously, carouse.
224   Go to the feast, revel and domineer,
225   Carouse full measure to her maidenhead,
226   Be mad and merry, or go hang yourselves:
227   But for my bonny Kate, she must with me.
228. big: threatening. —I think this is addressed to the "rout," though it is probably Katharina who is looking big.
228   Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret;
229   I will be master of what is mine own:
230   She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house,
231   My household stuff, my field, my barn,
232. my ox, my ass, my any thing: —Perhaps this is an intentional echo of the Tenth Commandant.
232   My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing;
233   And here she stands, touch her whoever dare;
234. bring mine action on: bring legal action against.
234   I'll bring mine action on the proudest he
235   That stops my way in Padua. Grumio,
236   Draw forth thy weapon, we are beset with thieves;
237   Rescue thy mistress, if thou be a man.
238   Fear not, sweet wench, they shall not touch thee, Kate!
239. buckler: shield.

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239   I'll buckler thee against a million.

           Exeunt Petruchio, Katharina, [And Grumio].

240   Nay, let them go, a couple of quiet ones.

241   Went they not quickly, I should die with laughing.

242   Of all mad matches never was the like.

243   Mistress, what's your opinion of your sister?

244   That, being mad herself, she's madly mated.

245   I warrant him, Petruchio is Kated.

246   Neighbours and friends, though bride and bridegroom
246. wants: are lacking.
247. For to: to.
247   For to supply the places at the table,
248. junkets: sweetmeats.
248   You know there wants no junkets at the feast.
249   Lucentio, you shall supply the bridegroom's place:
250   And let Bianca take her sister's room.

251   Shall sweet Bianca practise how to bride it?

252   She shall, Lucentio. Come, gentlemen, let's go.